Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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