he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Two words: nipple clamps
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