I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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