I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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