I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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