are you still at the devil's house?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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