i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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