Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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