i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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