Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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