Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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