West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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