I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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