if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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