Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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