Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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