I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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