before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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