I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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