so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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