Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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