everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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