i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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