You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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