Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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