Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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