420 ftw
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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