Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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