I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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