his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
