I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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