OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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