What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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