Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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