Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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