Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Welp...herpes.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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