Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
The power of my boobs compel you
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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