He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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