white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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