Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize
