How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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go home
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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