In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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