i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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