oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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