There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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