Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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