I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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