Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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