There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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