look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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