Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
This is the prime rib incident all over again
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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